I'm thirty years old, but I read at the thirty-four-year-old level.
Quote: Dana Carvey, 1955 -
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since 091406
since 091406
Predictable Favorites
- Kona
- Apple
- Alfi
- Visa
- Mulberry
- Taschen
- BIC
- Moleskine
- Nokia
Labels
- A Romantic Heart (64)
- abc Spell On Me (53)
- All About My Penis (14)
- Athletic Me (11)
- Año Nuevo (2)
- Behind The Walls of Regensen (9)
- Berlin Days (2)
- Birthdays (12)
- BoMB; Best of My Blasphemy (24)
- Booking (2)
- Brazil (11)
- Cool Grey City of Love (14)
- Feuilles/Leaves (1)
- Great Conversations I've Had (9)
- Grown Up Children (2)
- I Am a Man Because (6)
- I Remember (4)
- I Want (6)
- Letters To My Young American Friend (2)
- Life In Writing (35)
- Lists (1)
- Long Leg Shotgun Memorial Tour (3)
- Lunch Recipes (7)
- Ma'amed (3)
- Maui (6)
- Me and Moustache (6)
- Me Me Me (48)
- Moments I Collect As I Travel Through Life (4)
- My Inner (1)
- My Personal Dictionary (3)
- On Cooking (7)
- Opinions (89)
- Plain Prose (8)
- President Tour ’07 (5)
- Quotes (36)
- Recommendations (25)
- Self Portraits (9)
- Spam (4)
- Stories Of The Seven Seas (105)
- Tara The Beautiful (1)
- The Birth of a Press (2)
- The Truths (16)
- The Waste Hours: Order Of Lung Year: Death of Time (7)
- Them States (2)
- Today I (7)
- Tony D (1)
- Trees (3)
- Water Sports (6)
- Whales and Seals (4)
- Where Am I? (6)
- Yandrea (1)
My Daily Choices
- Sleep or get up
- Get drunk or not
- Love mirror or find five errors
- Read Brothers Karamazov or Harry Potter
- Write or not
- Go for run or find excuse
- Eat Ramen or cook
- Floss or not
Things, I'd do If I Had The Time
- Get a family
- Finish Doktor Faustus
- Become a chiropractor
- Write with pen dipped in ink
- Make vinegar reduction
- Write the three novels I have in my head
- Play more soccer
- Make a record with a cool little band with me singing Cohen Cash style
- Do yoga
- Floss. All the time
My Current Words
- Diaphanous \dy-AF-uh-nuhs\, adjective: 1. Of such fine texture as to allow light to pass through; translucent or transparent.
- Quixotic \kwik-SOT-ik\, adjective: 1. Caught up in the romance of noble deeds and the pursuit of unreachable goals; foolishly impractical especially in the pursuit of ideals.
- Fructuous \FRUHK-choo-uhs\, adjective: Fructuous comes from Latin fructuosus, from fructus, "enjoyment, product, fruit," from the past participle of frui, "to enjoy."
- Verbose \vuhr-BOHS\, adjective: Abounding in words; using or containing more words than are necessary; tedious by an excess of words; wordy; as, "a verbose speaker; a verbose argument."
- Phantasmagoria \fan-taz-muh-GOR-ee-uh\, noun: 1: A shifting series or succession of things seen or imagined, as in a dream. 2: Any constantly changing scene.
My Ultimate 2Doo List
- Act normal
- Answer at least one riddle
- Be kind
- Cut down on making lists
- Eat more icecream
- Forget money for min. two hours during day
- Get into min. one argument with idiot
- Go to New Orleans
- Have more sex
- Let the powers be with me
- Make more mistakes
- Rub nose slowly for pensive look
- Scratch belly for pleasure
- Smile to bums in street
- Smile to mirror
- Stop eating when I'm full
- Tell lies to children
- Waggle my hips
Why I Am Man Next Life
- I want to run without breasts
- I want to pitch the deep D
- I want to belong to the same sex as Gods and the Devil and the presidents and slaughters and butchers and economists
- I want to be paid more for work because of having outside genitals
- I want to get sexier as I get older
- I like suits and me in them
- I want to be messy and not care
- I want to be a guest and not be expected to do kitchenwork in other people's homes
- Penis would be much more fun if it was mine
- I want carreer and children
- I hate pain
- I hate pain
- I hate pain
- I hate pain
- I hate pain
- I hate pain
- I hate letting go of my own blood
- I want to be ten feet tall and bulletproof
Things, That Scare Me
- People who feel morally superior
- PC users who passionately hate Macs for personal reasons
- Fast moving midgets
- Talking to people who flinch when you say deconstructivist
- People with heavy tongue activity outside their mouth, talking or not talking, Down syndrome or not Down syndrome
- Women who want to be like their moms
- Any kind of sex that involves wearing rubber gloves
- Complete harmony
Songs That Make My Difference
- Angelina, Louis Prima
- Avalon, Sigur Rós
- Best of Both Worlds, Scott Walker
- Both Sides Now, Joni Mitchell
- By The Shore, The Tiger Lillies
- Clara (Benito's Dream), Scott Walker
- Coney Island Baby, Tom Waits
- Crucify, Tori Amos
- Everything Must Change, Nina Simone
- God Bless, Lamb
- He Loves and She Loves, Stacey Kent
- Hoist That Rag, Tom Waits
- Hope There's Someone, Antony & The Johnsons
- How Deep Is the Ocean, Chet Baker
- I Put A Spell On You, Nina Simone
- I Walk the Line, Cash
- Ikke Rigtig Voksne, Bølle-Bob
- Just a Gigolo, Louis Prima
- Lilac Wine, Nina Simone
- Lili Marleen, Marlene Dietrich
- Little Baby Swastika, Skunk Anansie
- Ne Me Quitte Pas, Jacques Brel
- Ne Me Quitte Pas, Nina Simone
- One, Aimee Mann
- Over The Rainbow, Eva Cassidy
- Parting Gift, Fiona Apple
- Pull Up to the Bumper, Grace Jones
- Red Dirt Girl, Emmylou Harris
- Sail Away, Nick Cave
- Smooth My Heart, Cree Summer
- Somebody, Depeche Mode
- Take a Walk On the Wild Side, Lou Reed
- The Dancer, PJ Harvey
- The Perfect Drug, Nine Inch Nails
- Today, Tomorrow and Forever, Patsy Cline
- Total Eclipse Of The Heart, Bonnie Tyler
- Vi Kommer Aldrig At Dö, Bo Kaspers Orkester
- We Have All The Time In The World, Iggy Pop
- Weak, Skunk Anansie
- What I Thought Was Mine, Rebecka Törnqvist
- Wild Is The Wind, Nina Simone
- Ønske, Anne Grete Preus
Things, That Don't Interest Me
- Art Movies
- Cheese
- Derrida
- Environmental politics
- Equestrianism
- Ernst Lubitsch's filmproduction
- Knitting
- Opinions on the daily weather changes
- Other people's dreams if I'm not in them
- People's drug habits and previous great highs
- Performance Art
- The fluctuations that cause real estate prizes to change
- The personal dramas on the hip-hop stage
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